I'm sorry if I've made you swoon with my handsome face. I know its hard to resist my Man Cat eyes and whisker humps.
OK, so HORRIBLE thing happened to me yesterday. The humans were eating and I suddenly felt the need to yak. I was on the couch which whatever, I mean I don't have to clean up after myself. So the Woman (who yes, had a drink or two) heard me making my yak noises. She jumped out of her chair and ran over to me. I was just about to bring it all up so she threw me into the kitchen so I wouldn't yak on the couch. I mean threw me through the air so there was a flying stream of yak behind me. Wacko.