You know how to totally freak out and obsess your Lap Lady? Act differently. The other morning I did not get up and greet the Lap Lady. I did not come downstairs for food. I did not meeze at the toy closet. I stayed upstairs in a bed. Guess who freaked out? She started saying that I ALWAYS follow her around every morning and blah blah blah. I freaked her out so much she made the Tall Man come back with her at lunch time to check on me. Of course I was perfectly fine- I was just really sleepy so I didn't want to get up in the morning.