Sick Man Cat....need Purrs

Update:
Well that downright was rude. They made me wait forEVER and subjected me to sitting on the exam table with the Woman and her law school book while she furiously crammed reading into MY TIME.

Growl report: Loud and Fierce with some hisses thrown in.
Of course they love me anyway.

Hissed of like no other report: They stole my blood. Never take my blood, I get HISSED off and will getcha!!

And an x-ray....really?? An x-ray?

(The Woman gives you a REAL update:)
X-ray showed a rather large gas area, nothing too concerning, but on the edge of concern that he may have ingested something but is working on passing it.

He did drop a pound since December which is not normal for him, and I have noticed one of the cats is eating less the past few weeks.

Blood results come back tomorrow.

I will keep everyone posted! I do have some awesome Chase photos to post, just so little time right now with law school. I miss everyone so much :(

My vet is "perplexed". I always have the perplexing cases.....




Yes, that was me sleeping over the tub drain.
Yes, I fell off the couch in my sleep causing you to laugh.
Yup....me again with the yaking on the stairs.
Also me with the eating less food.
And finally....the runny poo with the blood in it, and the rest of the runny stinky poo....me also.

(*&%$. Now the Woman is taking me to the vet. Great........ The only saving factor for me is the Woman has -5,000 hours of "free time" right now so this is further eating into it. Muwhahaha!!!!

Chase
(I'll let you know how many times I poo on them at the vet's office)

Cat- FAIL

Shh....

Kaze can't get on the windowsill to get her plastic thing. The Awesome man put it in the shade assuming it would be a fun yet easy challenge for her. It is H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. to watch her. She can put both front paws on the sill, but then stretches so just the tips of her hind claws are on the couch (we're calling it "tripoding"). She just can't do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Mind you, she is like 6" wide in general but she can't get on a windowsill that I can very easily chillax on. (Lets not talk about my width.)

Yours in Man Catliness,
Chase

P.S. I'm softening to the Woman, I purr for her a lot now. I even request snuggling.

The plastic thing

Apparently the Lap Lady was able to figure something out with her law school fried brain. She can upload videos from her iPhone!! That means when she has a few seconds here and there maybe we can show you guys what we're up to. This is my MOST PRIZED POSESSION!!!!!!!! It is the plastic from the top of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. We call it "the plastic thing" and on weekends the Tall Man tries new and challenging ways for me to fetch it.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

We had to make our Woman/Meowmy/Lap Lady take a break from being a busy law student today and tell you all how much we MISS YOU!!! We love you all so much, and you bring us such joy in our lives- it makes us all sad to not be able to blog very much. Kaze's boyfriend cat Mao sent her a fabulous V-Day treat (the only one in the house- the Tall Man is bad at this holiday). We made the camera come out and voila....actual pictures of us!!

Eyeball Bruise

Hi all, I have an eyeball bruise. No scratches, or anything icky under my 3rd eyelid, just bumped into something playing most likely. I am however the King of perfect VET behavior. I only meezed 2 times on the way to the vet, and when I was there I let Meowmy hold me and the vet even pick up my 3rd eyelid with tweezers (I didn't even flinch!).

~Latte

I'm kind of in the dog house

~Kaze:

So, the poo problem didn't go away and I had to go back to the VET. She's still not sure what is going on with me but it is kind of a wait and see sort of thing. My blood values were slightly off in a few things (pancreatic, kidney, white blood cells) but nothing she was too concerned about. The Tall Man started playing with me and my plastic thing a lot more and now I'm acting fit as a fiddle!

However....the Lap Lady is pretty convinced it was an icky bacteria. Probably because she suddenly came down with a horrible outer ear infection that is killing her big time. She's on hefy antibiotic drops for her ear.

And....um....Latte's right eye is pink and squinty and now he as to go to the vet on Monday.

So.....I'm not really anyone's favorite at the moment.

Tales of Poo....

~Kaze:
So I know I've been MIA but this semester promises to be worse than last for the Lap Lady! You know how I'm showing her my discontent? I have loose VERY stinky poos. Very. Stinky. My feelings finally translated to me putting a poo-star (a-la-Skeezix style) right on her Massachusetts Dog Bite Statute. Yup, take that!

Well, I took that apparently as I was taken to the vet (who thought the dog bite statute-poo incident was rather hilarious). I'm a perfectly healthy cat but with very loose poo. So now I have a nasty antibiotic but some super tasty wet foods! Latte isn't allowed to eat my tasty wet foods and this angers him greatly.

~Latte:
Why does she get the GOOD medicines???

~Chase:
Wanted: Non-smelly house mates that don't attack you when you sleep. Preferably no females what-so-ever.