Friday, August 22, 2008
I love to sit in my Lap Lady's lap, shocking- I know. It used to be all mine for the snuggling and purring and petting. Now Latte likes to show up and "share". Well his idea of sharing is licking my head until I move a little and then wedging himself between me and the LL's lap. He thinks he's so smart. The Lap Lady always wants me to be nice and "share" with him but I know his tricks, he's just trying to take my spot! Last night was no exception and when he tried and tried and tried and I whapped and whapped and whapped him away...eventually I had a little freak out. I attacked him with a bear hug- claws and teeth bared. My Lap Lady yelled at me really loud and shoved me off her lap for being so nasty.
Well. I. Never. I mean really!! I was so mad at her. She tried to get me all purry and I wouldn't. I squirmed away and sat on the floor and stared at her. She tried to get me to meeze and I wouldn't. I would meeze for the Tall Man and come over to him but not her. He even picked me up and tried to hand me to her but I was not having it. She made me MAD.
I made her sad for 15 minutes and then I won. The lap is now mine again.
P.S. Today is kind of a big day for the LL. Its her one year anniversary of being gluten free! She found out last year that she has Celiac's Disease which is an autoimmune disorder where you can't digest the proteins in wheat/barley/rye/etc. She hasn't eaten wheat in a whole year and she is healthy and happy and feels 1,000% more healthy and energetic.