Friday, August 22, 2008

Frootbat Friday


I love to sit in my Lap Lady's lap, shocking- I know. It used to be all mine for the snuggling and purring and petting. Now Latte likes to show up and "share". Well his idea of sharing is licking my head until I move a little and then wedging himself between me and the LL's lap. He thinks he's so smart. The Lap Lady always wants me to be nice and "share" with him but I know his tricks, he's just trying to take my spot! Last night was no exception and when he tried and tried and tried and I whapped and whapped and whapped him away...eventually I had a little freak out. I attacked him with a bear hug- claws and teeth bared. My Lap Lady yelled at me really loud and shoved me off her lap for being so nasty.

Well. I. Never. I mean really!! I was so mad at her. She tried to get me all purry and I wouldn't. I squirmed away and sat on the floor and stared at her. She tried to get me to meeze and I wouldn't. I would meeze for the Tall Man and come over to him but not her. He even picked me up and tried to hand me to her but I was not having it. She made me MAD.

I made her sad for 15 minutes and then I won. The lap is now mine again.

P.S. Today is kind of a big day for the LL. Its her one year anniversary of being gluten free! She found out last year that she has Celiac's Disease which is an autoimmune disorder where you can't digest the proteins in wheat/barley/rye/etc. She hasn't eaten wheat in a whole year and she is healthy and happy and feels 1,000% more healthy and energetic.

28 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Kaze, I just cannot condone that sort of behavior with Latte! Latte, come here with me. Gemini does the same nasty stuff.

michico*Adan said...

No matter who could sit on her lap, the winner is you mom. Because she has your love~~ Hahahah~~
I bet she is laughing and so happy wondering how popular of her lap is!

Lux said...

It's hard to share, I know. Your profile is so elegant, Kaze.

Camie's Kitties said...

Kaze, we are sorry you got shoved off of her lap. Your LAP lady should realize that it is your LAP and that you are jealous of having to share her attention, especially since she left you last week.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Parker said...

Sharing can be hard Kaze, I understand.

Tigmut'hep said...

Well done Kaze, I make sure the Abys know that D'boy is all mine! Luckily Ramses is a Mummy's boy and Isis loves Daddy snuggles - I trained them from the get go and now I have the lap I want the most in the World! :) When he's away I share Dad and Mummy's lap time with Isis and Ramses, in fact I've even started to snuggle with them occasionally, but now My Boy is home I have a lap again! :)

Purrs,
Tigmut'hep

Junior said...

Kaze, While I don't have to share my Meowms lap, I feel your pain about not being able to be on the lap. Meowm didn't let me get in her lap last night...she was busy ont hat 'puter thing and yakking on that ringy thing. I couldn't even get comfy on the chair behind her neck....so I bither on the head! And I am not sorry!!!

Orion

Concats to your LL on being gluten free. Meowm is working on getting us there first, then she is going to work on herself.

Junior said...

Sheesh! the Meowm really needs to re-learn spelling and where to put spaces!!!!!

Gandalf and Grayson said...

We understand how hard sharing can be, Kaze. If we do not behave in Mom's lap, she puts us both down! How rude!

PB 'n J said...

We hate sharing, but since Bert isn't much of a lap cat and Jake prefers Daddy, I usually get Mommy's lap all to my self!

Happy anniversary to your Lap Lady, that's pawsome that she is doing so well!

Pearl

The Furry Kids said...

I can't believe she did that to you! I'm glad you showed her how mad you were. It's very important to communicate these things very clearly.
Happy Friday to you guys!

Love,
Tazo

PS - Happy gluten-free-aversary to LL!!! We're so glad she feels better.

Daisy said...

Kaze, I think you taught your LL a very important lesson!

Junior said...

(((HUGS)))

divakitty said...

Hoppy no-wheat day!

Angus Mhor said...

Kaze, I just don't know WHAT she was thinking! Her lap is your lap, not Latte's. And you have every right to whap the furs off his little head for wormin' his way in!

Angus' Mom says: Congrats on being gluten free for a whole year! That's not easy to do, but the benefits do sort of grow on ya, don't they?

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

my goodness, i am glad i don't have to share with another kitty. i don't like sharing mommy with daddy! i think you did a great job making her feel bad and teaching her a lesson. you are very clever Kaze!

i am very glad your mommy is feeling better being gluten free. that is very hard we're sure. purrrs to her!


hugs to you all in memory of MuShue!

PS Chase, we love your Thursday 13. i hope you took a long nap today, it sound like you had a busy day.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Good for you, Kaze! You should not have to share a lap and be pushed out of the way by Latte.

Congratulations to your LL on this milestone. Being healthy is most important of all!

Mao said...

Ya know, the wite rat duz that with me. I'll be all snuggly on the food lady's lap, and he'll jump up and try to werm his way between us so he can be closer to her body than I am. Not akseptable. No way, no how.

BTW concats to yer LL for making it thu her ferst weet-free yeer. That's tuff!

Derby said...

Way to protest to the LL. Glad the LL is feeling better with her diet.

Mr. Echo said...

Kaze yoo has had a ruff week. Come heer and let me lick yur eers. I"m glad to reed your blog to git the reminder of how diffrint my Mommy will smell when she comes home from the hosspittul tomorrow. Last time it took me a hole week to reckognize her. At leest this time she sed good bye. Tha last time she jes left feelin all sick and wuz gone furever. Daddy is even kleening up the house of the stinks we bin keepin up wif. It it wuzzint for Grammy's salmon and toona treets I woood transport ofur thare and we kood run away togehter.

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Kaze, I am lucky, I am the only one that really likes to lay on laps, and it mainly has to be Daddy's. I guess I wouldn't want to share either if Sam or Simon tried to weasel their way in! Hopefully Latte will realize that the Lap Lady's lap is all yours ... hee hee! And please tell your LL that all of us are so happy that she is feeling so healthy after finding out what was ailing her!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina

Max said...

I don't blame you for getting mad. All aps in this house belong to me, and the People know it. If Buddah ever tried to get on one with me in it, someone's gonna wind up all hurty, and it's not me!

Congrats to your LL for getting through the year gluten free. I think the Woman would fold after 3 days...

Fin said...

I sure am glad I only have to share a lap with a laptop, it doesn't mind at all when I spread out over it. You always have such pretty pictures... sigh, I wish my Mommy could capture my kitty escense.

The Meezers said...

we completely agree with your tactics Kaze. we do the same thing all the time

Shadow / Molly said...

Sharing is very hard. Its hard to share my girl beans bed when the mom comes sit down. I get all confused if Im suppose to rub on my girl or the mom.

~ Molly ~

Jimmy Joe said...

Geez, Kaze, you sound like Coco. She is a very bad sharer. But it's good that your Lap Lady got lots of different furs on her lap with both you and Latte there. Congratulations to her on getting through the year with a whole new diet! That sounds very challenging.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

The Cat Realm said...

I Dare You! (All three of you!)
Yes, it is time again for another challenge from The Cat Realm! Come and check out the details on our blog.
I hope you will accept the challenge and will eagerly await your entry!
Karl
(My maid stopped eating wheat a long time ago and says it's the single most wonderful thing to do!
She didn't have to, it was a choice))

Cats said...

That's a puretty picture ~ we iz glad you got the lap back :) Concats to the Lap Lady on the anniversary of her first gluten-free year..