Not too happy on Frootbat Friday

So yeah, that was probably the worst "adventure" I could have imagined!! First of all, the PTU was involved- in a major way- which I shall get to later. So I got in the black box w/ wheels. That sucked so I screamed at my Lap Lady with a tone of absolute annoyance the entire trip.

We ended up at the STABBY PLACE. I shall now not call it the VET because it is officially the STABBY PLACE. I did some trips between the LL's lap and the PTU while waiting so that was OKish and then everyone ooohed and awwed over me because they had never seen a cat like me.

At first all went pretty well, I even got a short temperature taking because I was being so good. The really nice VET lady said I'm very healthy and maybe next year I'll need a dental but I'm good otherwise.

Then came the STABBS. I don't get pokey things, I get these things called "titers" which are soooo much worse. They have to steal your blood for them. Well.....I am not letting them steal my blood!!!!! I made them hold me down and stabby at me for 10 whole minutes before they got enough blood. The Lap Lady held my front have, a tech held the back half, and another to take my blood. I purred the whole entire time but it was absoutely horrible. They said I have the veins of a snake!!! So I gotted stabbed numerous times in both back legs. You might think that is bad enough, but it gets much worse.

While the LL went to give them all of her green papers for torturing me she set me on the counter as she does to all of us when we go to pay. That way we're way up high from woofies and the ladies can oooh and awww over us. The LL stopped looking at me so I tried to make a break for home. I pushed the PTU over the counter and went THUD on the ground!!! The LL freaked out....like FREAKED. OUT. Luckily I was in there with my "kaze snuggle" from DKM so my fall was cushioned and it is a big PTU so I landed on my paws. After a full check over I finally got to go home.

I was shaking with anger through my meezes as we returned home. I had to enlist Latte's help to get the stank off of me. I'm traumitized. I need some nip!!!!!!

Yearly Adventure!

The Lap Lady says I get to go on my yearly adventure tomorrow. I'm skeptical......the only time she says that I generally end up on a cold metal table purring as hard as I can so they can't hear my heart beat.

~kaze

P.S. It was my Gotcha-Day yesterday! 3 years

Sleepy time & brushing

Interesting fact: as of this post this blog and Simply Siamese both have 297 posts each!

So she figured it out...FINALLY. Meowmy, how many times do I have to tell you that if you brush me nicely with the zoom groom (and not just a cursory once over) before bed time I will not wake you up at 3am. See?

It worked out nicely last night and I even ended up being the last snuggling cat standing. Kaze woke her with purring, I hid under the bed, she said "whatever Latte, deal!" (I that translates to "Latte my favorite little darling I want to sunggle with just you alone!").

Lets keep this up and see if I enjoy it. If not, normalcy will return to 3am wake ups and the hunt for the "sugar beatle". I'm too tiny, she will never catch me!!

~Latte

The Bite Game....a Video

Here is some serious bite-game action. You can see how fast the Awesome Man thinks he is.



Play special attention to his death defying "single finger through the jaw of death" move.

P.S.  I am a very well behaved kitty and ONLY play this game with the Awesome Man.  I would never ever hurt him, he is just a fast target for me to play with.  I would never bite the Woman, a vet tech, a vet, a visitor, etc.-, I don't even bite the AM- just try to.  I admit I am abnormal in my ability to recognize the difference between play/bite and respect that boundary sacredly.  So young kitties, please understand it is not OK to bite humans generally (Kaze and Latte would never effur play this game effur).   Oh yeah....and it is FUN!!!!

Did we forget to mention?

That along with the Woman's wrapping up of the summer semester the she is in charge of coordination the company move to the new location on the same day she finishes class? Yeah well....she says she's too busy to think right now. Yeah right. I have a video of me playing the bite game with the Awesome Man! Post it Woman!!

Quick Poll....Saturday is crazy 4th of July fun in our town. Should I enter the pet pageant again this year? I skipped last year.
~Latte

The iPhone 3G S finally benefits us!

Quick video of Kaze and me helping Moewmy study.

Wordless Wednesday

P.S. We entered a contest for local charities in our area. Votes cost $1 so we understand if you can't swing it, but if you can, we would love your help! Our entry