1. I should probably put more fur on the furniture since I'm sure the sucky monster will be out soon enough.
2. I'll have to fling some more breeze pellets out of the litter box. Oh and a nice turd too. I like to fling poo.
3. I'm working on decorating with yak all over the upstairs. Especially in the hall but the Woman keeps cleaning it up. I'll have to get back to that.
4. Kaze's getting cocky, time to chase her down and whap her.
5. The humans need to wake up at 3 am and let me in the sleeping room. This involves lots of knocking on their door to wake them up. Its Kaze's fault for purring the Woman awake and that gets us tossed.
6. The Awesome Man needs to be annoyed. He really has lost lots of my stink by going away for a week.
7. Along with that, he needs to have some new Chase tooth holes in his hands. Bite game anyone?
8. The Olympics aren't going to watch themselves. I'll need to snore in front of them to make them more interesting. I mean, there are no medals made of Temptations so why would I bother?
9. I'm sure there are some treats that need to be eaten in the toy closet.
10. There are SO many napping spots that need my attention, really too many to count.
11. Something of the Woman's could use some tooth marks. Perhaps a bill or two.
12. I will have to claim the Woman's sweatshirt and fur it up on the dining room chair. That is really lots of work.
13. Did I mention napping? I think that's the most important thing to attend to.