Thursday, August 21, 2008

Thirteen Things that need my attention

1. I should probably put more fur on the furniture since I'm sure the sucky monster will be out soon enough.
2. I'll have to fling some more breeze pellets out of the litter box. Oh and a nice turd too. I like to fling poo.
3. I'm working on decorating with yak all over the upstairs. Especially in the hall but the Woman keeps cleaning it up. I'll have to get back to that.
4. Kaze's getting cocky, time to chase her down and whap her.
5. The humans need to wake up at 3 am and let me in the sleeping room. This involves lots of knocking on their door to wake them up. Its Kaze's fault for purring the Woman awake and that gets us tossed.
6. The Awesome Man needs to be annoyed. He really has lost lots of my stink by going away for a week.
7. Along with that, he needs to have some new Chase tooth holes in his hands. Bite game anyone?
8. The Olympics aren't going to watch themselves. I'll need to snore in front of them to make them more interesting. I mean, there are no medals made of Temptations so why would I bother?
9. I'm sure there are some treats that need to be eaten in the toy closet.
10. There are SO many napping spots that need my attention, really too many to count.
11. Something of the Woman's could use some tooth marks. Perhaps a bill or two.
12. I will have to claim the Woman's sweatshirt and fur it up on the dining room chair. That is really lots of work.
13. Did I mention napping? I think that's the most important thing to attend to.

20 comments:

Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat said...

MAYBEY YOO NEED A VOMITO DE GATO SINE LIKE WE HAVE IT COOD COME IN HANDY IN THE HALL OF KORSE I LIKE IT BETTER WIN THE MANS STEPS ON IT IN THE MIDDUL OF THE NITE WIN HE GITS UP TO PEEEEE!!!!!

Max said...

Well, that answers the great question of all time. Hoo Flung Poo? Chase, apparently.

:)

Sen and Tom said...

That is quite a schedule. We hope you are successful in accomplishing all of your tasks!

Sen-Chan and Tom

Dragonheart and Merlin said...

Wow, it sounds like you are very busy, Chase!

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Chase, you must pace yourself, buddy! Don't try to catch up all in one day! We agree, the AM must be re-stinked immediately. Make that your #1 priority!

Junior said...

WOW!! That is lots to do! We believe you should nap in between each one of those duties.

Junior and Orion

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Fling poo out of the box...now there is a thought...

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Purrrrrs Purrrrrrrs! Me missed you! What great tings you has to do! Sounds so fun! ~Empress

Lux said...

Oh gosh, you are going to be so busy tackling all these tasks on your list!

Shadow / Molly said...

Yes yaking we recall a certain angel kitty who used to yak all over the kitchen chairs. Its furry funny to listen to the beans as they sat in it!

Keep up the yak work eventually you'll get both beans to step in it. Try in a shoe perhaps?

Tybalt said...

Chase, I didn't know you liked to fling poo, too!!!! We have SO much in common! Like flinging poo!!!!

~Ivy

Ivy can be a little single-minded . . .

~Tybalt

Parker said...

Chase, Chase, Chase,,,,,
you must pace yourself.
Nap now, fur later, poo tomorrow...
it's good to have a list...

Titus said...

Whoa! That's quite a list. Make sure to get enough nap time in.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Chase, you are a busy mancat. So many things on your to-do list. It must be a hard task to prioritize, each item is so very important!

PS to Kaze: Oops, that was Friday's post, thanks for pointing that out. I fixed it so it is Friday's post now. My poor cats, stuck with me screwing up their blog posts :-p I know Rascal will forgive me though, she likes me. I feed her.

Derby said...

Purrs wake up your mum? They put mine to sleep!

Fin said...

Making a list... checking it twice... gonna find out who's flinging their poo, chase that's who

Angus Mhor said...

You need a "Poo Flung Here" sign, Chase. Or maybe a "Flung Poo Counter". Or something like that. I think your Woman should have an Open Toy Closet Day, don't you? That's a day when the Toy Closet is open all day for toys and treats and whatever you 3 want! They've been gone a lot lately, and they need to make it up to you!

SophieKitty said...

You are one busy guy!

jenianddean said...

Sounds like a good list to me. Hair up the sweatshirt real good before the cool weather comes.
--Jasper

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Oh, Chase, napping is DEFINITELY the most important thing. And we could do it together.

Thank you for the birthday wishes. I had a wonderful day and I look forward to another good year.

Love,
~Your charmer, Bathsheba

P.S. Much luck to your woman as she sets out to take the LSAT. Has the AM gone back to school yet--or is that in January?