I had a bit of an annoying Kaze weekend. Well, all weekends with Kaze are relatively annoying but this was worst than most. Saturday morning the lazy Woman rolled out of bed ridiculously later than work days so we were starving. We were so starving I actually had to share a bowl with Kaze. I edged her out eventually but I had to eat next to her tiny mouth that crunches very loudly for her size.
To add insult to injury there was bacon in the Awesome Man's breakfast. Now, he's MY Awesome Man so he should have waited for me after calling "bacon" but no.....he just put the plate on the floor while I was still sleeping. Kaze ate MY bacon. Even licked the bacon juice. I was left to lick the dregs that included Kaze spit. It was horrifying.