Today the Tall Man is helping me blog which has never happened before! He wanted me to pose a question to all of you.
What should I do when the Tall Man purposely tempts me with shiny crinkly objects, the same objects, I might add, he specifically yells at me for stealing on other days? At this point he's shoved the shiny wrapper in the couch so I can put my paws on it but every time I touch it it goes further into the cushion. Now he's moved on to a crinkle here...a crinkle there....he's driving me INSANE. He claims he's making me a smarter cat.
A. Should I be enticed to find and play with said object?
B. Should I just yell at him and make him feel horrible as he continues to question me with "What's the matter Kaze? Is there something you want?" in that high pitched condescending voice?
C. Do nothing, pretend to ignore him, and then later in the day fart on his pillow with my tail outstreatched so my spot #13 is where he puts his face?
D. All of the above. My Lap Lady tells me she'd even help me with all endeavors since I can't steal it right under his smirky face.