Friday, January 9, 2009

Frootbat Friday

Today the Tall Man is helping me blog which has never happened before! He wanted me to pose a question to all of you.

What should I do when the Tall Man purposely tempts me with shiny crinkly objects, the same objects, I might add, he specifically yells at me for stealing on other days? At this point he's shoved the shiny wrapper in the couch so I can put my paws on it but every time I touch it it goes further into the cushion. Now he's moved on to a crinkle here...a crinkle there....he's driving me INSANE. He claims he's making me a smarter cat.

A. Should I be enticed to find and play with said object?

B. Should I just yell at him and make him feel horrible as he continues to question me with "What's the matter Kaze? Is there something you want?" in that high pitched condescending voice?

C. Do nothing, pretend to ignore him, and then later in the day fart on his pillow with my tail outstreatched so my spot #13 is where he puts his face?

D. All of the above. My Lap Lady tells me she'd even help me with all endeavors since I can't steal it right under his smirky face.

28 comments:

meemsnyc said...

Hahahaha, C definitely C. We think farting on his pillow is hysterical.

michico*Adan said...

c!
I totally agree of C.
Turn around let your ignore to tempts your man!! And...hehehe~~ Fart always be the best idea!

VampyVictor said...

D.. oh so totally D!!!
I am very sure your Dadda loves you but wow man... did he get beaten up at school or what?.. meanie banine! ;)

V-V

Cat with a garden said...

Absolutely D! Have the fun of playing and then proceed to the serious business. Ignore with after all is done!

Ramses said...

Kaze my dear, I really do think you need to train that Tall Man of yours! I'd certainly suggest option C, a Dad ignored is a Dad who "will try harder" very soon you'll have him feeding you out of the palm of his hand when you desire it if you can resist the temptation of the crinkly thing... The future of Tall Mankind is in your paws! ;)

Purrs,
Ramses
x

T'Abby Normal said...

I think it's going to have to be D. Why not? Hee hee.


Purrs,
Abby & Stygia

Honey P. Sunshine said...

d

The Furry Kids said...

Definitely D. Divide and conquer!

EG

The Creek Cats said...

We all voted and we all agree on C! Definitely do C!

Niko and Cloud said...

C! Definitely C! C is for Cloudy Kaze farts!

The Meezers said...

D!!!! most definately D!!!! He really needs some training.

The Furry Kids said...

Dear Kaze,

The key to not having freezy toes is the Toe Hawk. I have managed to avoid having Dad trim mine for a couple of months. It really comes in handy in the winter. But judging from the twins' toes, I doubt you have one, as I think you probably have a similar kind of feets furs.

Your pal,
Titus

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That is just mean Kaze. I think toys should either be toys or not. He's setting you up to be a very naughty cat over everything...

Princess said...

Kaze, you are so beautiful!
I do think your tall man is a tease and you should do all of these endeavors!

happy Week-end sassy frootgirl!

Eric and Flynn said...

We think definitely C. Could you manage a little skid mark too just for good measure?

Junior said...

Well, if he is going to entice you one day, he should not yell at you another day. That said, we vote for C. Maybe that will stop him from sending mixed messages!

China Cat said...

First I thought definitely D but upon re-reading A, I don't think he should be teasing you with "said object" at all. But since your Lap Lady will help, that might be the best way to go!

Purrrrrrrrs, China Cat

PB 'n J said...

We agree - D!

Oh and happy belated Purrthday Kaze, we're sorry we missed it!

Purrs,
Pearl, Bert and Jake

Daisy said...

I believe the correct answer is C!

ps: That's an awesome pose, Kaze.

Lux said...

I'm with most others: C is definitely apropos! :)

Gandalf and Grayson said...

E. All of the above, plus whap him silly!

Derby said...

First the Tall Man is a hippocrit for yelling at you and then tempting you.

I vote for D for Derby to do it all to him.

Fin said...

Totally D

Karen Jo said...

I vote for C. The Tall Man is being mean to you, Kaze.

Sunny's Mommy said...

I say "B"! He's torturing you! That's not right.

Camie's Kitties said...

Mom does that to us sometimes, but only with treats. She will hide them around the room, but not deep inside cushions. We think you should do "D."

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Cecilia, The 2Bs and Madness said...

Oh, definately Cccccccccc.

Angus Mhor said...

You know, Kaze, when it comes to Spot #13 issues, Skeezix is the Master! I'd get him in for a consult and plan that includes some form of C!