Dear Beloved Lap Lady,I'm on to you. I know that you aren't just trying to give me and Latte treats. You're going to shove icky liquid in our mouths and then rub goo on our gums. Latte might love Temptations enough not to care but I would much rather not have such atrocities committed against my mouth. Have you tried to eat a treat after you've had such offensive stuff on your palet? I didn't think so.
Therefore effective immediately I will not come to you when you want me to. In fact I will run away when I see the syringe in your hand. Oh, and if you start to feel guilty and try to hunt me down "just" to give me treats, I won't eat them. Nope, you should feel horrible for this crime. I'm considering filing an animal cruelty suit against you.
In all seriousness,
Princess Kah-zee-zee Bumble-Stumps III
P.S. This does not affect snuggle time in any way. You shall make your armpit available to me for my comfort every night.
P.P.S You're all purring for Percy right?
19 comments:
You said it, Kaze!!!!
Your Pals,
Sen-Chan, Tom and Tama-Chan
Well said Kaze. We hate it when our Mom tries to shove medicines down our throat.
Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
Well done Kaze,
you are very clever~!
Oh poor Kaze, you are suffering so greatly and I can hardly believe the level of treachery that your LL is capable of! She is spoiling your enjoyment of treats and eroding your trust in her not to poison you, even if she does have a really good armpit for snuggling in!
Purrs,
Isis
x
PS: I investigated my Mummy's Fizzy-O shoulder and armpit last night, it sure tasted strange! ;)
Well said Kaze! I might save this for a template for whenever I haz top have the medicines one day :))
V-V
Watch out Kaze. My human waits until I am snuggled and then I get it (because I will not eat treats...)
Talk about syringes - it seems that's all I see coming toward me lately! I think your letter says it all, and quite nicely.
P.S. I say why stop at 13 pounds? I could easily eat enough for 14! ;-)
Kaze yoo has to stand firm and dun let yer mom try dis stuff. Yoo give in and she finks she won! Good luck to yoo.
You tell her Kaze!!!!!!!!
Maybe you just need some more betterer treats?
You tell her, Kaze! Let those angry froot bats fly!
Your pal,
Titus
I agree Kaze!! btw That cat yack thing from yesterday is pretty funny!! hahaha
I'm sorry your LL is doing this to you, but it's only because she doesn't want you to lose your beautiful teeth.
It's not fair when they torture you in this evil way. I always run if I see a syringe.
Eric
eeewww awful
Kaze, you are so wise to put your paw down and get this straight right off.
Disgusting! you poor thing!
Oh! Oh! When you're running away, leave a trail of poop behind you! That'll teach 'em for shoving things in your mouth!
Do they think we are stupid?
Why do they have to ruin treats for us? Poor, Poor, Kaze.
Being forced to take medicine is the pits. I agree with your tactic 100%.
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