Dear Beloved Lap Lady,
I'm on to you. I know that you aren't just trying to give me and Latte treats. You're going to shove icky liquid in our mouths and then rub goo on our gums. Latte might love Temptations enough not to care but I would much rather not have such atrocities committed against my mouth. Have you tried to eat a treat after you've had such offensive stuff on your palet? I didn't think so.
Therefore effective immediately I will not come to you when you want me to. In fact I will run away when I see the syringe in your hand. Oh, and if you start to feel guilty and try to hunt me down "just" to give me treats, I won't eat them. Nope, you should feel horrible for this crime. I'm considering filing an animal cruelty suit against you.
In all seriousness,
Princess Kah-zee-zee Bumble-Stumps III
P.S. This does not affect snuggle time in any way. You shall make your armpit available to me for my comfort every night.
P.P.S You're all purring for Percy right?