Friday, January 22, 2010

Tales of Poo....

~Kaze:
So I know I've been MIA but this semester promises to be worse than last for the Lap Lady! You know how I'm showing her my discontent? I have loose VERY stinky poos. Very. Stinky. My feelings finally translated to me putting a poo-star (a-la-Skeezix style) right on her Massachusetts Dog Bite Statute. Yup, take that!

Well, I took that apparently as I was taken to the vet (who thought the dog bite statute-poo incident was rather hilarious). I'm a perfectly healthy cat but with very loose poo. So now I have a nasty antibiotic but some super tasty wet foods! Latte isn't allowed to eat my tasty wet foods and this angers him greatly.

~Latte:
Why does she get the GOOD medicines???

~Chase:
Wanted: Non-smelly house mates that don't attack you when you sleep. Preferably no females what-so-ever.

15 comments:

The Creek Cats said...

So sorry about the loose stinky poos!! Hope the antibiotics fix ya right up!

Max said...

Sheesh, if they were gonna give you drugs, they could have at east given you the fun drugs... antibiotics just aren't fun drugs...

gwyn said...

so sorry you have to smell that...chase....it is difficult that there would be worse smelling poo than your own.....all is well otherwise

Mao said...

Most mancats wood dump gerlfrends wich soopy stinky poos, but forchewnitly fur yoo, me and my noze are used to it. Good werk on the dog bite stachoot.

Eric and Flynn said...

We hope your stinky poos are soon better.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh Latte--I am thinking that is so unfair to you. I hope you feel better soon Kaze so that Latte doesn't have to be jealous for long.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

Sweet Kaze. We absolutely understand how a gentle, sensitive girl like you would be so terribly upset by all these goings-on. We're glad the drugs come with some great food tough. And the offer is always open, girl... Hop a plane and come on over!

Purrs,
The Poupounette Gang

CatLadyDiary.com said...

Ha Ha Ha...very loose poo. Speaking scientifically, should poo not be stinky?

The Island Cats said...

We hope your poos stopped being so stinky...

Derby said...

Kaze I hopes you poo gets to be more like tootsie rolls really quick.

Sometimes the girls get all the goodies.

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

It's tough when your insides get all stressed out. I do the poo-right-beside-the-litter-box-routine myself. The wee ones go around screaming~ "Goldie just had a stink bomb!".

Good times.
Good times.

Cliff and Olivia said...

Stinky poo is one thing. But loose too? That can be inconvenient.

Hope you get better poo soon.

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Ooh, nuclear waste? That's what our daddy used to call smelly poo! Could be a bacterial overgrowth (the vet might have done a smear to check for that) or even a parasite called Giardia. Hope you are better soon!

Junior and Orion said...

Well, Kaze, we hope you are feeling better now. Meowm ran out of our regular food last month....and started feeding us some stuff she had on hand (which we love) but our poos got very stinky....so we are back to our organic stuff.

Chase-maybe you need some air fresheners attached to you.

Latte-we bet the food wouldn't taste so good to you, since you aren't sick.

jenianddean said...

You can't beat doctor's orders that include stinky goodness. I'm glad you're (mostly) OK.
--Jasper