So yeah, that was probably the worst "adventure" I could have imagined!! First of all, the PTU was involved- in a major way- which I shall get to later. So I got in the black box w/ wheels. That sucked so I screamed at my Lap Lady with a tone of absolute annoyance the entire trip.
We ended up at the STABBY PLACE. I shall now not call it the VET because it is officially the STABBY PLACE. I did some trips between the LL's lap and the PTU while waiting so that was OKish and then everyone ooohed and awwed over me because they had never seen a cat like me.
At first all went pretty well, I even got a short temperature taking because I was being so good. The really nice VET lady said I'm very healthy and maybe next year I'll need a dental but I'm good otherwise.
Then came the STABBS. I don't get pokey things, I get these things called "titers" which are soooo much worse. They have to steal your blood for them. Well.....I am not letting them steal my blood!!!!! I made them hold me down and stabby at me for 10 whole minutes before they got enough blood. The Lap Lady held my front have, a tech held the back half, and another to take my blood. I purred the whole entire time but it was absoutely horrible. They said I have the veins of a snake!!! So I gotted stabbed numerous times in both back legs. You might think that is bad enough, but it gets much worse.
While the LL went to give them all of her green papers for torturing me she set me on the counter as she does to all of us when we go to pay. That way we're way up high from woofies and the ladies can oooh and awww over us. The LL stopped looking at me so I tried to make a break for home. I pushed the PTU over the counter and went THUD on the ground!!! The LL freaked out....like FREAKED. OUT. Luckily I was in there with my "kaze snuggle" from DKM so my fall was cushioned and it is a big PTU so I landed on my paws. After a full check over I finally got to go home.
I was shaking with anger through my meezes as we returned home. I had to enlist Latte's help to get the stank off of me. I'm traumitized. I need some nip!!!!!!
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I shall come help too! I'll bring ham. I don't have any nip--but I like ham better any way. That was horrible!
Poor Kaze, how awful for you!! We hope you are feeling better by now. What a horrible adventure you had!!
What a rude ending to a already stressful visit...happens at our meowmies work too...they have a nice bench to put the kitties on while the bipeds pay, but most people set them on a chair and about 1/3rd of the time...they fall off.
Oh noes! What a horrible day. My humans don't even try to sugarcoat it. We're just plain going to the VET. It's impossible to not go though because when the day comes they just pretend to be giving us some love and then into the PTU we go. We all scream our lungs out during the short journey but usually it's over before we know it, then the humans start to call us a new name "expensive" whatever that means. Luckily they have never stolen my bloods before, that doesn't sound nice at all.
We're all purring that you get over this soon!
- Timtam
Oh my Cod, Kaze! That's a lot of terrible torture. If I fell down in my carrier, I would be sooooooo scairted! I'm glad you are back safe at home.
Oh my goodness! They stole your blood AND the PTU fell with you inside. One thing is bad enough, but both on one day! No wonder you are traumatized. We recommend lots of naps and snuggles.
You sure do need some nip after that ordeal, Kaze! How awful! Glad you are home safe and sound!
We've heard a horrible rumor that 2 of us are going to the stabby place next week..... we must go hide!
That is a horrible story! How could the LL do that to a froot bat??? I've heard talk of titers, too. Now I'm askeered.
I hope you can enjoy the rest of your Friday. If I was into nip, I'd totally send you some.
Your pal,
Titus
Kaze what a horrible day for you! I have to sit in the PTU on the floor as not enough room to set it anywhere else, but mum stands right there too block any woofies.
It's always been the stabby place to me. Got a sniffle? STAB. Need a checkup? STAB. That's all they do! STAB STAB STAB!
I'm glad you're ok after the fall, but it's good that you made her all sorry. People need that once in a while.
Yikes, I glad you weren't hurt in that fall! All the stabbing was bad enough!
maybe a niptini?
Oh Kaze, how horrible for you. We are so sorry the stabby place was such a horrible experience for you.
We are purring that you will get over your trauma quickly. We also hope that the 4th of July booms don't bother you.
Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie
Poor little Kaze....
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yup. lots of nip outta do it and lots of kisses
Oh.My.Cod, Kaze. That was very skeery. I have never had THAT many stabs. Ack! You poor, poor girl.
I still have stank on me from my emergency FLUTD last weekend. I'm beginning to wonder if it will ever come off.
Happy 4th.
Kaze, that is absolutely horrible!!!!! They should have tethers for our PTU's at the v-.....ummm stabby place just to keep things like that from happening.
We hope you have recovered and got all kinds of treats!
Yoo reely do need to tern yer peepul in to PETA. SRSLY. It brakes my hart to see the way they torcher yoo.
Oh what a horrific vet trip. I'm glad you're home and all better now.
--Jasper
What a nightmare! We're glad you're okay, but what were you thinking when you dived off the counter in the PTU?
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