It has come to my attention that there is not nearly enough Chase time on this blog. You know, I used to be numero uno around here, the only cat. Believe it or not the Woman and I used to be friendly. She'd scratch my back, I'd massage her neck while licking it at the same time. We used to even play Thundering Herd of Elephants together. I liked to be chased and then we'd take turns and I would Chase her. She was a pretty good company and she'd leave me alone when I wanted to be left alone. While I am much more bonded with the Awesome Man I will try to communicate to my fans more through the Woman.
Uncool things about the Woman
1. She calls me fat.
2. She calls me lazy.
3. She tells me I snore.
4. She thinks she deserves more of the AM's attention.
Cool things about the Woman
1. She feeds me.
2. She pays attention to when I don't feel well.
3. She lets me snuggle with the AM at night.
4. She makes sure I have comfy napping spots.
Still.....I don't have to like her...right?