Thursday, September 18, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Reasons the Awesome Man lost the couch battle of 2008

1. He can't be here all hours of the day because he works.
2. The Woman could only last so long without Kaze lap time.
3. Latte blends in with the couch so its kind of hard to even notice him there.
4. He kept saying this word "No". does any cat know what that means? Does it mean treats?
5. Fur floats in the air around here, how is it not going to get on the couch?
6. The side couch cushion is a perfect for my body. It took a long time getting it right I'm not giving that up.
7. The meezers are spending ridiculous amounts of energy just annoying them at night to voice their discontent.
8. We've just been extra hairing up their clothes so they bring fur with them to work.
9. The fur that we get on their clothes gets really nicely stuck in the metal machine. And the seats are black so the fur shows up wonderfully.
10. I bit his hoo-has, how can he say no to that?
11. I yaked on the couch instead. Did they want that more than fur?
12. The couches take up 60% of the surface space of the living room so how could we even avoid it?
13. Its not like I was going to stop hairing up the sides anyway. You have to keep your stink on stuff.

22 comments:

michico*Adan said...

That is great~!!!
Keep Occupation!!!! I think you are all doing great job~!!

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

The furrniture belongs to those who are on it the most...

"Skeeter's rule #10"

Skeeter

Evie/VampyVictor said...

Oh you guyz! You iz so lucky it sounds like your Momma ahz not discovered the Kong brush :(
As soon as I make furrs to lose Momma brushes themz all away... how is a boy supposed to furr everything up here with that?!

Gandalf and Grayson said...

We do not spend very much time in the living room. We may have to further investigate the couch situation here.

Sen and Tom said...

Quite right! We have a couch all to ourselves although what we love best is when #1 sits on it with us! She tries to read... ha!

Sen-Chan and Tom

Daisy said...

I'll bet biting the hoo-has was the deciding factor in your victory!

Junior said...

GREAT JOB!!!! Isn't all the furniture in the house just for us cats??? We have been working hard at #9 ourselves....and it shows.

Isis said...

Ooh number 10 sounds a little rough! I shall commit that one to memory just in case of real need! ;)

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Oh, we wure unaware that NO meens treats. Thanks fur sharing-wure going to get owr lady to say NO all the time!

The Meezers said...

he needed more reasons after you bit his hoo-has? sheesh!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I can see the Male did not have a chance. They so rarely do against a determined cat...

Boy said...

I think you guys won the battle beautifuwwy!

Dana G said...

Thank you!! I really enjoy your blog!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

1st rule of the house should be ------ everything in the house belongs to the c-a-t-s!

Buddy: Excuse me. What about the woofies? It should all belong to us!

Cotton: Why don't we share it? You guys take the bathroom and we'll take the rest of the house. Wait, that's where the fun paper is stored. And the fun curtain to shred. And the .... Why don't you guys move outside?

Tybalt said...

I bet biting the hoo haas was the deciding factor!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

whoo hoo! you go buddy. we totally admire you. especially #10. i think he'd give you the entire couch AND bed after that.

*paws clapping* great job

jenianddean said...

We had no doubt that you would win. Good job!
--Jasper

The Furry Kids said...

#5 and #9 are definitely true around here. Daddy says #10 would definitely get his attention. hee hee

Love,
Tazo

divakitty said...

You'd have thought by now he would know that cats rule, humans drool!

Sunny's Mommy said...

He was foolish to think he'd ever win that battle :-p

Fin said...

The couch is YOURS!

Derby said...

Chase, King of the Couch!