Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Twosome Tuesday, tailsday, toesday, toysday!

Since I'm totally deprived of play time and I've tried reporting my humans to the authorities but they just hang up on me...I have to use drastic measures and play with my brofur's tail. I just have lots of creative energy you know? I need to be active, playing with "trash", pulling myself across the floor by only my clawrs, and practicing my singing from on top of the kaze-proof-trash can.

If they'd just play with me more than 30 minutes a day then I wouldn't have to find so many ways to show my creativity! Really at this point I'm thinking of having a show at a gallery of my "trash" artwork. I'm currently working on a special interactive piece that involves a crumpled up receipt from American Eagle and the empty paper bag from American Eagle. Its really hard to understand the intricacies of what I'm trying to get across and I have to be careful my humans don't wreck my artwork.

The Woman is metal machine shopping via the Internet today because she's trying to own her "fast" or something. She's a lean, mean, negotiating machine!!

***Luckily the nice women at the VET's office know that we're full up on cats or else.....there might be tiny little calico or tuxie or black kitten in the Lap Lady's car. Luckily, they talked her out of it by saying, "Lauren, you are full up!!!!". But if you know of anyone in our area looking some dumb kids dropped the litter of 4 off at the VET's office with sunchips to eat. Brilliant."***

23 comments:

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Oh Kaze, yer doing a grate job attaking Latte's tale. This is such an awesome piktur!

Allthow yoo probublie hate the fakt that yoo share a blog with yer Latte and Chase, we luv it cause we see pikturs likes this!

Max said...

Oh! You need an online gallery of your artwork! I would really like to see it, and since my people are too cheap to take me anywhere, it's the only way I ever would. Seeing it would be Teh Awesome!!1!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I bet you are a fantastic artist. And Latte you are a dear to let her play with your tail! I am not sure I would be so generous.

michico*Adan said...

Oah I am so sorry for you Latte~!
My brother plays my tail for hours, drives me crazy everyday....

You are a very nice brother!

Parker said...

I would love to see more of your creative side!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Kaze, I totally understand! My humans are always destroying my artwork, and I have to attack my brother's tail at times as well! We really are long-lost siblings! You should definitely have a show at a gallery! :)

Your padawan,

Merlin

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Kaze, what does Latte do when you attack his tail? Be careful.....he might get yours!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Gosh, we are so deficient in the art department. We just visited Cheeto and he was displaying his art too. We can't wait to see your gallery.

As too MATURE kitties, we know that we couldn't keep up with you, Kaze. You're lucky to have Latte.

~J&B

jenianddean said...

Paper bag artwork is a great thing. You can accomplish a lot with teeth and claws. Maggie has been working on a bag for a few weeks now, on and off, and we had company and Mom hid the bag (but Maggie explored the cabinets and found it!). I can't wait to see what you've made.
--Jasper

Ramses said...

While I like to express myself with furs, I see you have an innovative way of your own too! Your artistic rights are being infringed upon, I think this is something you can report to the authorities too, I believe it's one of your Constitutional thingys even! Freedom of expression and all that, you've gotta fight for your rights you know! ;)

The Furry Kids said...

Kaze, I would love to see your artwork. I sure hope your people don't wreck it before you're done.

Your pal,
Titus

Tamra Maew said...

Those humans, they are just not so artistic. We both love to pull ourselves on the carpet with our nails, its a daily must! We also do this at the edge of the sofa and its somehow not appreciated...

I always love to stick my nails into Tamra's tail and taking bites but that usually ends with me getting flipped over somewhere ... someday I'll win a battle!

Griffin

Tybalt said...

Kaze, you are so right! You deserve much more attention than a mere 30 minutes. What are your people thinking?! I can't wait to see your latest masterpiece.

I sure hope those kittens find wonderful forever homes soon! My mommy would have wanted to take them all home, too - and we all know she has as many furry babies as she can handle now.

Daisy said...

You know the Cookie Monster? Kaze, I think you are a Play Monster! But not a scairty monster, a nice one.

The Meezers said...

even Billy doesn't have the energy you do Kaze.

Tenny said...

Playin with Latte's tail is a good stress outlit when yur mad about not gittin attenshun. I bet if yoo ask Latte and Chase thay feel the same way. Maybe we need to stage an innervenchun with yur momma!

Junior said...

I would love to see your art!~Junior

We are sorry to hear about those babies. Meowm is still worried about the ones we took care of. We will purr for them though.~Orion

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

i think you need to be clearer with that you want. dropping a spit soaked bitey mouse in their face at 3am should work. that gets a big response.

we will purr those kittens get a good home soon. stoopid kids. they probably won't even take care of spaying the mommy kitty.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

30 minutes of Bein play time isnt enough unless therer are lots of short plays an lots of lap time too. Plus toys lef around ta play wif by yerself.

The Big Thing says he did real good buyin the metal machine online. There is no "let me see if I can talk the Manager inta acceptin this offer". When the sales are slow, somesalesbein allus gives in fer a quick few bucks commission. Email negotiatin is a lot easier!

Angus Mhor said...

You could throw a big Opening Night Par-tay! We could come dressed up in tuxes and the girls could come in cocktail dresses and stuff..It would be awesome!

Those kids...I have no words..but I'm thankful they at least had the wit to take them to the VET's office instead of abandoning them far from help.

Derby said...

I;ve been on the trash hunting too lately. Mum is not happy. Mum can recommend Honda for metal monsters.

Lux said...

Love that picture! Best wishes to your mom finding a great metal machine!

Sunny's Mommy said...

You look like you're having so much fun playing with Latte's tail :-D

Sorry your humans don't have enough time for you. I think playing and working on your art is a great way to fill your time until they do.