I'm sleeping. This is where I sleep every single night- right next to my Lap Lady's head. I have to wait until she's in bed and check to make sure she's not reading anything and then I dig at the blanket so she lets me under. Then I purr us both to sleep while she hugs me gently.
Then Latte wakes us up jealous at 3 or 4 am. He doesn't like that the LL and I are together because that means he's alone because Chase is not a huge snuggler anymore so Latte has to snuggle between the humans on the other side of the LL. Oh, and he's a HUGE bed walker. Not so much a boob-walker, he just likes to do laps around the bed for exercise or something.
When the LL goes to pick me up and put me out of the snuggle room (because Latte freaks out if he's alone out there) I'm like a wet noodle and she feels really bad about putting me out. Meanwhile Latte is usually hiding under the bed because he knows its his fault.